Deliberately misquote the person above you!
My bed has finally been leveled, and much more comfy. Bring more midgets. Midgets were so good last Friday, but I keep hearing about dwarfs now! Bring some of those too.
Hey FLAE, are you planning to pick up Brotherhood? You haven't been participating in the discussion as much as you did with AC2.
"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchhill
"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you
Hey FLAE, are you planning to pick up my schlong? You haven't been participating in the orgy as much as you did with stab and Ian.
I enjoy attractive women, climbing and running, and Greek food.
This should be interesting.
Sig created by SBIzokronus
Whoever you are holding me now in hand,
Without one thing all will be useless,
I give you fair warning before you attempt me further,
I am not what you suppos
I enjoy furry dwarfs, orgies, and nudes of Red.
My new f***-buddy is intresting.
I'm not exactly sure that I want to know what else you like 1001...
I'm not exactly sure why I'm inexplicably attracted to you, sbredflag...
Don't worry, being attracted to me is not unusual.
"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchhill
"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you
Don't worry, being attracted to squirrels is not unusual.
I suppose they would know where the best nuts are...
Thanks to SBIzokronus for the fantastic sig!
I suppose I would know where the best nuts are...
I decided to revive this thread so please continue 
I decided I enjoy having men inside of me so please continue
It's hard to revive threads like this. Most people will post in it for about a week before abandoning it again...
I love this thread, and its older brother on the AC maps forum, hence why I recreated it here, but I personally suck at subverting the quotes, mine seem very weak compared to some of the others here. There are some members on here with brilliant comedic wit.
Thanks to SBIzokronus for the fantastic sig!
Ah, I guess its dead then
It's hard to revive dead women after the Executioner's had his way with them. Most people will **** it for about a week before abandoning it again...
Jesus christ, FLAE, I hope I never meet you in the alleys of Chicago.
(THIS THREAD WILL LIVE IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT)
"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchhill
"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you