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The Never Ending Story!

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when...

Fate fell short this time, smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine, I'll leave when I wanna!

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he...

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course...

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by...

Fate fell short this time, smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine, I'll leave when I wanna!

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by one of the women he had cheated on who...

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[On the meaning of BAMF]i figured it was something similar to a MILF

Babes Await My..............Flap-a-doodle Laughing out loud

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by one of the women he had cheated on who carried an AK-47 so he dived into a...

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by one of the women he had cheated on who carried an AK-47 so he dived into a bale of hay and tried to..

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by one of the women he had cheated on who carried an AK-47 so he dived into a bale of hay and tried to take a dump but...

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by one of the women he had cheated on who carried an AK-47 so he dived into a bale of hay and tried to take a dump but he was caught and she started shooting..

We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins.

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by one of the women he had cheated on who carried an AK-47 so he dived into a bale of hay and tried to take a dump but he was caught and she started shooting so he shot back with his grenade launcher when suddenly...

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by one of the women he had cheated on who carried an AK-47 so he dived into a bale of hay and tried to take a dump but he was caught and she started shooting so he shot back with his grenade launcher when suddenly Robin Williams hit him in the face with a big black dildo, and upon getting smacked...

Fate fell short this time, smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine, I'll leave when I wanna!

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by one of the women he had cheated on who carried an AK-47 so he dived into a bale of hay and tried to take a dump but he was caught and she started shooting so he shot back with his grenade launcher when suddenly Robin Williams hit him in the face with a big black dildo, and upon getting smacked by the woman who was accompanied by...

We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins.

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by one of the women he had cheated on who carried an AK-47 so he dived into a bale of hay and tried to take a dump but he was caught and she started shooting so he shot back with his grenade launcher when suddenly Robin Williams hit him in the face with a big black dildo, and upon getting smacked by the woman who was accompanied by an FBI agent clad in all black clothing, he ran until he reached a castle. Running up the wall and grabbing onto the ledge, he saw that...

Why did it have to end this way?

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by one of the women he had cheated on who carried an AK-47 so he dived into a bale of hay and tried to take a dump but he was caught and she started shooting so he shot back with his grenade launcher when suddenly Robin Williams hit him in the face with a big black dildo, and upon getting smacked by the woman who was accompanied by an FBI agent clad in all black clothing, he ran until he reached a castle. Running up the wall and grabbing onto the ledge, he saw that the Borgia guard captain was a complete coward who ran instantly when he saw the crazy woman with the AK-47, after that Robin Williams was contacted by Orson, who said...

JoeyFogey wrote:
ROB_88 wrote:
[On the meaning of BAMF]i figured it was something similar to a MILF

Babes Await My..............Flap-a-doodle Laughing out loud

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One day, Tiger Woods was walking through the forest when he realised he had escaped from rehab and so he ran to the golf course where he was run over by a cart driven by one of the women he had cheated on who carried an AK-47 so he dived into a bale of hay and tried to take a dump but he was caught and she started shooting so he shot back with his grenade launcher when suddenly Robin Williams hit him in the face with a big black dildo, and upon getting smacked by the woman who was accompanied by an FBI agent clad in all black clothing, he ran until he reached a castle. Running up the wall and grabbing onto the ledge, he saw that the Borgia guard captain was a complete coward who ran instantly when he saw the crazy woman with the AK-47, after that Robin Williams was contacted by Orson, who said, "Nothing is true, everything is permitted." After which he threw a smoke bomb at Tiger's face. When his coughing fit stopped, he realized that...

Why did it have to end this way?