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You know how sometimes people say others don't know their arse from their elbow?

This is kind of like that...

“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus

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A French Canadian speaking English as their second language:

An American with English as their ONLY language:

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Shouldn't this be in a spoiler tag ?

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Shouldn't this be in a spoiler tag ?

My comment or...?

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Yes, to me the first lines of the Canadian's message are (minor) spoilers.
I've been trying to avoid anything ACIII related to have more things to discover once I play the game, so I tend to see spoilers in even small details like this. Oh well, it's my fault for hanging about an AC forum in the first place, haha. Sorry for being an annoying nitpicker.

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Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up

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Holy crap. I must go there.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F***ing,_Austria

no explenation needed

Haha, rhymes with booking.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which

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Titanic...

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Excellent, synch! More on Darth Vader.

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Morgan Freeman reading an excerpt from 50 Shades Darker. NSFW

Yes, I am aware that it's not really Morgan Freeman... but that fact doesn't make it any less funny to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5rUqNP40wY

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Morgan Freeman reading an excerpt from 50 Shades Darker. NSFW

Yes, I am aware that it's not really Morgan Freeman... but that fact doesn't make it any less funny to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5rUqNP40wY

Sweet R Kelly that was hilarious.

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then you should hear the Gilbert Gottfried version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which

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"Now you shall get an earful of my beloved sword! Behold, Pillow Talk! Let's rock, baby!"

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“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus

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that's a good one, al-Assas

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Just saw this. I thought it was kind of funny, but I really laughed when I read the words.

EDIT: I laughed some more after reading one of the comments.

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“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus

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“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus

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Sounds like a good book.

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This is actually a really great song...and I'll be listening to it on repeat when I play AC3...

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That was actually wonderful. I love how the CENSOR sound is the Assassinate sound effect and how the censored words have the Assassin symbol pasted over them.

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Magnifique! I definitely laughed REALLY HARD. Big smile

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“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus

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That may be one of the greatest things I've ever seen XD

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had a small chuckle at this... and there are some AC references:

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time to get in the holiday spirit.

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ubisoft posted this to facebook... so I thought I'd caption it for them.

for those who are familiar with grumpy cat, i'm sure you'll get a laugh.

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ubisoft posted this to facebook... so I thought I'd caption it for them.

for those who are familiar with grumpy cat, i'm sure you'll get a laugh.

I laughed heartily.

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“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus

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For the past few years, I have had an awesome history teacher. A little background information: He's short, old, cynical and smokes a lot. Sometimes, he says hilarious things. I have accustomed to writing down some of the things he says. I plan to hand them to him at the end of this year. Also, he hits a giant wooden stick on a table so we will regain our attention.

Here are some examples. "Texts like these are things students say". -These are my notes to add some context-
1. In a previous life, I was a woman measuring 2 meters.
2. Think about this for a while: 'I am a loser'.
3. I am a little less loser then you all are.
4. I am an asshole, as well.
5. Death approaches, so I must hurry.
6. Last weekend, I fought a crocodile. But never mind that.
7. Your teacher is a mummy.
8. I am a semi-gnome.
9. I don't own pyjamas. 'He sleeps nuuuuuuude!'
10. When teaching you guys, I always have the feeling I am the only normal person.
11. I had dinner in an establishment which looked like some potential BDSM-dump.
12. "Does that hurt?" - No, it is a satanical pleasure.
13. I DO NOT WANT TO DIE!
14. I'm not some kind of daddy-condom.
15. If I would be slit open, you would see a boiled mackerel.
16. If you had a daughter like that, you better hope you don't have a mirror at home.
17. Perhaps you did not notice it yet, but I am a guy.
18. -In winter- I am wearing my woolen underwear.
19. We are civilised. I also use make-up.
20. There seem to be quite some Chinese people in China.
21. In this dump, I am the government!
22. Please make me believe that my lessons matter. If so, my life can still matter.
23. I will mention one of my weaknesses - there are no more than one - I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WINDOWS EXCEL!
24. I should have died long ago.
25. I do not want CPR when I pass out.

Let me know if you like them, I have a ton more to translate so I can post them here.

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Any chance of posting the original Dutch version?

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Any chance of posting the original Dutch version?

I will probably post full English and Dutch versions this week. It will probably be 100-130 quotes.

"...and if I had no self-awareness, I think I'd know."

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“Force has no place where there is need of skill." Herodotus

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We need more internet videos like this.

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Ben affleck the new batman. That was hilarious.It is a joke right.....right?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which

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EzioAltair17 wrote:
Ben affleck the new batman. That was hilarious.It is a joke right.....right?

Apparently not, but here's hoping he does a good job.

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I remembered this video from a long time again.

"...and if I had no self-awareness, I think I'd know."