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In real life? Post who you think could have a PoE

Inspired by this GFAQS thread I thought we could do a more sensible one.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=956858&topic=52967404

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Hmmm, Obama has one mabye? But he is using it for good though and being so suave, funny and generally awesome.

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Jesus Christ almost undoubtedly had one. How else could he convince so many people he was the son of God?

I'm trying not to mention ones that were depicted in the glyph puzzles, which rules out about every conspiracy theory ever (they even showed a picture of FDR). Oh, I got one. Nickelback. They're one of the top bands out there, yet I haven't met a single person that likes them. They must have the PoE of douchiness and convincing people to buy things they don't want.


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Megan Fox definitely has one. She is a terrible actress, yet Jennifer's Body sold a good couple of millions, oh, wait, maybe is because she is hot. Yeah it must be that, if not, then Angelina and Brad would have one too.
I bet that Chuck Norris has one, but he is an assassin so it's alright.

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Hmmm, Obama has one mabye? But he is using it for good though and being so suave, funny and generally awesome.

no, Obama can't have one. as far as i can see noone listens too him at all. like that healthcare thing. that took forever to get anywhere and then it was almost nothing like what he said to start with.

had he had a POE it would've passed in a week

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Adolf Hitler most likely had one. Then it was taken from him, and thus he lost the war.

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Hitler DID have one. It's in the glyphs. I think perhaps Bill Gates has one.

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Tiger Woods probably had one, but lost in it that car crash he had a month or two ago. That's why everyone suddenly found out that he had cheated 5 billion times on his wife.

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Ian and stabguy must have one.Not even the developers of Assassins Creed knew half the stuff that Ian and Stabguy know.

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LOL True.

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MTV must have one, because they're using it to make Jersey Shore & The Hills look like acceptable and highly-rated television. To anyone outside of America, if you don't know what I'm speaking of, it's probably a good thing.

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I think Dora has one or else she'd have her ass kicked of Nick a day after it aired

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I think Dora has one or else she'd have her ass kicked of Nick a day after it aired

Who?

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dora? as in the explorer? and nick? as in nickelodeon?

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correct

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Anorld Schwarzeneger definitely had one, then he gave it (and his Mr.Universe body) up to the templars, who let him poorly govern california in exchange.

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Oh wait, I take that back. He used it to poorly govern california Big smile

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BWAHAHAHAHA! Ahhhhhhh, good one Throat!

To be fair, It wasn't all Arnold's fault. Even though he was not a good governor, the state of California is pretty much un-governable. Maybe the whole state has PoEs! *hastily checks pockets*

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I used to read the SF Examiner on a daily basis when I was there. I'm with you, Lisa... The whole state (and especially in SF) is very poorly governed. The politics are worse there than anywhere I've seen. Nothing ever gets done people politicians are too busy pushing agendas to do something useful.

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I honestly didn't know whether he was a good governor or not, I just assumed someone who knows how to punch things and yell so well would probably pull strings to be there, but yes to be fair california is it's own government, if ya know what I mean haha

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PSY has the P.O.E he uses it gangnam style.....

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which

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Adolf Hitler, definitely.

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I have to think so too. He made so many people believe in what he was doing, made them believe it was right. Made them believe that it was what should be done at the end of the day. Without an Apple, I can't see him really achieving that. That and the fact that in ACII's The Truth puzzles, one of the photos shows Hitler's bunker after his death, with the Assassin Brotherhood's symbol spray-painted on it in black. (They poisoned him and left their mark.)

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The obvious choice, as mentioned, is Adolf Hitler. I don't need to re-hash why.

A few others:

1) Joseph Smith -- I can't wrap my head around Mormonism no matter how hard I try. Only someone who possessed a PoE could turn that into a successful faith.

2) Switzerland -- Yes, the entire country. And they use it to operate private bank accounts for faceless entities and to keep everyone the hell away. Neutrality is Swiss. Oh, and they produced Roger Federer, i.e., the greatest individual athlete of all-time.

3) Kim Jong-il -- Because he convinced an entire nation that he did all of these things: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8965150/Kim-Jo...

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