Kristen Bell's Sloth Meltdown
Seeing as Kristen Bell is like my favorite famous woman of all time ever ever ever on Earth and in this entire universe, I found it ridiculously cute how she totally just broke down when confronted with her favorite animal: The Sloth.
This video made me hug myself from the cuteness. Legit. Oh god, Kristen Beeelll 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70&ob=av3e
And then all the Desmond x Lucy sloth fan-art starting rolling in (of course, I mean she's voiced by Kristen)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxapeWlEi1qbwpujo1_500.jpg
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Oh god guys, I just.. I CANNOT. URGH. FEELS.
T_T
Why did it have to end this way?
Seen this a week ago.
Im dissapointed in you, DAZ.for a lucy fan such as yourself. This should of been posted a week ago.
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I have been sick for over a week, and busy with plays and whatnot.
Don't be disappointed, I assure you I had heard of this the earliest possible time I could.
Why did it have to end this way?
Lol, you do know im joking right.
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I do now 
Why did it have to end this way?
Either she's the greatest actress ever, or she needs seriousWAIT WHAT THE HELL SHE'S THIRTY-ONE?!?!?
Also, forget every suggestion I have ever made, this needs to be incorporated into the next Assassins Creed game as an Easter Egg or something. You know, random segment outside the animus, we're running around with Lucy and suddenly Desmond finds a sloth in a hay cart and she proceeds to flip the fuck out.*
There has been a massive influx of hilarious AC-related content lately. If only the last two games had been up to par...
*I haven't finished Revelations yet so I don't even know at this point if running around with Lucy as Desmond is even possible, so please no spoilers or corrections.
Fate fell short this time, smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine, I'll leave when I wanna!
Wow, that's hilarious. hahaha
Xbox LIVE Gamertag: THB Joey Fogey
There needs to be a DLC on ACIII consists of you finding and saving a sloth.
If Ubisoft can put in "It's-a me, Mario" and an MGS box, then they can TOTALLY include a sloth.
except that is much more of an inside joke than Mario.
it's possible, and it would be funny as hell. but don't count on it
Dragonsworn
I just realized how short Kristen Bell actually is.
If she takes her high heels off, she's like JUST a bit taller than me.
Why did it have to end this way?