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Bernardo and Stefano: There is No Stairs

aurllcooljay's picture
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The method of assassination in this video is "There is No Spoon". I use it on the targets Bernardo Baroncelli and Stefano da Bagnone by placing them on a flight of stairs and getting far enough away that the stairs are no longer modeled in the game, causing the targets to fall through the floor and drown.

Bernardo Baroncelli
Basically I use Altair92's smoke bomb tricks to first make Bernardo flee without having to worry about desynchronizing and then freeze him in place on the stairs using the smoke bomb. I get a little sloppy at those parts, but I don't try to things perfect anymore.

Stefano da Bagnone
This starts out the same way IanXO4's dynamic stunt on Stefano did. I use the smoke bomb to make him flee then race ahead and wait for him. When he comes near I drag him onto the stairs and freeze him there with a smoke bomb.

I also tried this for Francesco Salviati, but there doesn't seem to be a place to put him where he can fall through. And as for Antonio Maffei he's on top of a tower and seems to disappear at a short distance away.

IanXO4's picture
Joined: 10/08/2009

nicely done. this adds to the number of places where "there is no" can work. was it necessary to reverse the view on bernardo? i assume it wasnt needed for stefano.

for salviati, i assume that you checked the stairs on the side of the compound? i also assume you could have gotten it to work if you led the target to some stairs much farther from the compound.

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Joined: 06/13/2010

Reversing the view wasn't necessary. For Salviata I lead him to where the hill started sloping down using dead bodies, but it didn't work. If you're referring to the stairs inside the place a ladder is needed and he can't climb up there because he's carrying a brute weapon. I guess if there was a set of stairs outside the place it would work (fastest way to get him there would probably be getting super blended on a horse and pushing him there).

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Joined: 05/31/2011


To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which